" party animals "

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: A fairly large creature, the wild American Party Animal is often seen in his natural habitats.

  * e.g.,  ... Party Animal: "Yo, brah, wanna pop back some brewskis wit me an' my crew here?" 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

2: Finding him is not the most trying of tasks; one need simply walk to the nearest fraternity house, bar, pub, club, college dorm, or house to find one.

  * e.g.,  ... Human: "I'm sorry? Speak slowly, I'm not familiar with your language." 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

3: His eating habits are not yet completely known or understood, but he is frequently seen rejecting the contents of his stomach into vases, urns, toilets, top-loading washing machines, priceless heirlooms, and other receptacles. This demonstrates his inability to recognize the sentimental or emotional value of objects.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

4: He is sometimes hairy, sometimes quite close-shaven, but will almost always cover his head with a hat of some kind, even in the summer where temperatures in his habitat reach in excess of eighty degrees Fahrenheit.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

5: His language skills are simpler than that of the ordinary human, often using sounds such as "bro", "cash", "broad", and "home skillet" that have no meaning to a true human being.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

6: Despite his cultural deficiencies, the Party Animal often lives quite a luxurious lifestyle. They are known to rely on their parents for protection and sustenance until, on average, they reach the age of 25 and can no longer rely on their parents stability of mind for food and money.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

7: A captive Party Animal will "imprint" himself on the first female, or "broad" in his primitive language, that he sees. The function of this is not known, as he tends to dismiss her advances in favor of other members of her pack. In the wild, Party Animals will seek out the sick, weak, or most intoxicated of females for his mate. Party Animals do not mate for life; they tend to drift from female to female. Their semen is almost totally inert from excessive alcoholism and drug use, so the male Party Animal must spread his genetic material into as many females as possible to ensure the survival of his species.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

8: The Party Animal culture is something of a strange one. Their principle forms of liquid sustenance are Busch Light, Icehouse, Jagermeister (a peculiar beverage which is made by distilling the sweat of nerds and mixing it with rat poison), Smirnoff, and Mike's Hard Lemonade. The combination of these drinks can result in severe headaches, sensitivity to light and sound, impaired sexual performance, increased sexual desire, loss of coordination, predilection for wearing lamp shades, slurred speech, increased desire to dance, decreased dancing performance, violent tendencies, and violent episodes of nausea culminating in the forceful expulsion of partially digested food ("Blowing Chunks"). To this day, it is unknown exactly why the Party Animal chooses to gorge himself on such a volatile mixture of chemicals when consuming moderate amounts results in a much more pleasant experience overall, including feelings of intense happiness, love for all living things, increased tactile function, increased enunciation, and no nasty after-effects.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

9: The Party Animal is something of a showoff, often taunting local law enforcement officials with such devastatingly intelligent insults as "Fuck da po-lice!" and "I'm a cop killa, bitch!". Their bravado soon vanishes in the face of a legal battle, in which the Party Animal will sit to one side of a courtroom and cry while his mother and father protect him from the legal system. His tendency to learn is not significant in this regard, however, as he is usually seen taunting police officials soon after his detainment and bragging about his "hard" status. The term "hard" in this context is utter nonsense to a non-Party Animal, for the reason that they have a level of intelligence greater than the average fungus found growing on wheat bread. However, through extensive research, it has been determined that the Party Animal associates legal trouble with hardness, a possible link to the high levels of male-on-male anal rape in prison.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

10: The male Party Animal is a simple creature with a few basic mating rituals:

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11: -Force a potential mate to consume large amounts of the aforementioned intoxicating liquids in order to reduce her brain function to his level

 [ "Party Animal" ]

12: -While his target is not looking, drop a tablet or pill of heavy sedative into her drink in order to reduce her likelihood of avoiding his sexual advances

 [ "Party Animal" ]

13: -Take what he wants by overpowering his target, usually a weak-minded, weak-willed, weak-bodied female possessed of robust mammary glands.

 [ "Party Animal" ]

14: The death of a Party Animal is somewhat strange; he does not die per se, merely evolves into a greater level of complexity. It is hypothesized that the Party Animal is a stage of metaporphosis that ends when the Party Animal leaves a university. The peculiar thing about these circumstances is that it does not matter how successful the Party Animal is while attending university. Regardless of academic success, the Party Animal will almost immediately recognize his need for sustenance once he realizes that his parents will no longer care for him.

 [ "party animal" ]

1: a person who loves parties

  * e.g.,  ... That kid is such a party animal. He takes every opportunity he gets to go to a party. 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: a person who loves to dance, party and drink and aslo to make the most of a party. usally ends up drunk on someone's lawn. But can be some what an Attenion whore.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: look at that kid dancing! 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: The Smart Kid In School When There Drunk

  * e.g.,  ... There Was A Party Animal Last Night 

 [ "Party Animals" ]

1: Best friends getting drunk and taking their pants off. Going streaking at 3 am. Playing beerpong till there's no more beer. Singing all the words to Lil Wayne's songs. Different boys every weekend. Drunk texting and calling. Sneaking out every weekend. Getting so shit faced you don't know which way is up, down, north, east, south, west; and every time you close your eyes it's like a carosel. Running into walls. & Living the best life you possibly can while you're young <3

  * e.g.,  ... We're party animals like "baaaa!" 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: drinking, dancing, clubbing, etc

  * e.g.,  ... Do you know who a huge party animal is? Definitely Becky. 

 [ "party animal" ]

1:  One who attends many parties

  * e.g.,  ... Steve King is a party animal 

 [ "party animal" ]

2:  Steve King

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: A human, usually female, that has a perpensity to being drawn into a celebratory environment. Often named Eva.

  * e.g.,  ... Eva is such a party animal, she blew off work to celebrate the opening of a drawer. 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: A person who dresses like an animal with the intentions of partying harder than the average person. One who organizes other party animals, because we party animals prefer to travel in groups; adding to the chaos and go-off factor. This person doesn't necessarily always need to dress like an animal to party, but facepaint and neon colors are highly encouraged. And most importantly, a party animal has more fun than a regular person could ever fathom.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that awesome guy in the neon leopard leggings and amazing facepaint, he is having so much more fun than me! He must be a party animal!! 

 [ "Party Animal" ]

1: A human, usually female, that has a perpensity to being drawn into a celebratory environment. Often named Eva.

  * e.g.,  ... Eva is such a party animal, she blew off work to celebrate the opening of a drawer.